Funny SMS JOKES

·          This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

·          This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

·         Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

·         Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

·         Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

·         Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

·          This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

·          Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

·         I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

·          The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

·         What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?

·         Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

·         First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

·         My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

·         Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

·        Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

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